Allure

kalories:

i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is

(Source: thr-ill, via infinite-jubilation)

i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and  get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me

(via epic-humor)

universul:

why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem

(via randomness-is-epic)

forgetyeahcomics:

“do you have a girlfriend?”

“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”

(Source: punkasfrick, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

0rochimaru:

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

(Source: goo.gl, via the-absolute-best-posts)

(Source: pugking, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)