September 2011
55 posts
The feeling you get when you force yourself to stay awake in a boring class.
When someone falls
on the outside you’re like:
but inside you’re like:
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The reason I will never buy an eReader. →
10knotes.1000notes.com
This truly breaks my heart
I pledge to read the printed word
When my friends ask me what I've been up too lately..
Yeah just being ..you know alive and stuff..
“Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.”
—Eleanor Roosevelt
After watching a scary movie.
My friends:
“Shit, that was so funny when the bitch came out of the closet!”
Me: ”Stfu guys, she’s coming for us.. she’s fucking coming”
They say that when you can't sleep, you're awake in someone's dream.
People, enough dreaming about me, I need some rest.
Me and my siblings
When there’s visitors
When we’re alone
Tip to lose weight:
- Using only your head, look left.
- Now look right.
- Now repeat the exercise as many times as needed when offered food.
I procrastinate so much I procrastinate the actual procrastination.
Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're a multicultural bastard.
“Can I have some water, por favor?” ;)
I wonder how many people go on my blog and chose not to follow me
thanks for visiting
Trying to do homework on your bed
Trying to do homework at your desk
Trying to do homework in the Kitchen.
Every attempt fails.
Reblog if you're no longer friends with someone you were once close with
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
Me: Do you want any help mum?
Mum: No thanks sweetie.
*5 minutes later*
Mum: HONEST TO GOD IT’S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I’D COME BACK AND YOU’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I’M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE NO YOU DON’T
True Story.
Me studying:
First minute:
5 minutes later:
10 minutes:
15 minutes:
20 minutes:
That moment when you have so much stuff to do that you decide you're just not going to do any of it
