on the outside you’re like:
but inside you’re like:
Yeah just being ..you know alive and stuff..
“Shit, that was so funny when the bitch came out of the closet!”
Me: ”Stfu guys, she’s coming for us.. she’s fucking coming”
People, enough dreaming about me, I need some rest.
When there’s visitors
When we’re alone
- Using only your head, look left.
- Now look right.
- Now repeat the exercise as many times as needed when offered food.
“Can I have some water, por favor?” ;)
thanks for visiting
Trying to do homework on your bed
Trying to do homework at your desk
Trying to do homework in the Kitchen.
Every attempt fails.
Me: Do you want any help mum?
Mum: No thanks sweetie.
*5 minutes later*
Mum: HONEST TO GOD IT’S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I’D COME BACK AND YOU’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I’M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE NO YOU DON’T
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